A chat about shoes.

This conversation I had with a friend on a web forum amused me, so I thought I'd share.  She's recently bought the dress above, by the way...

• What shoes shall I wear with orange dress please? Tall black patent looks a bit not right. White stilettos (I know, I know) look better but I have lost one. I am thinking a completely unrelated bright stiletto but where could I get it????

• What size are your feet - these are a steal but only in some sizes now...    here - £9.                         

• 5-6. Oooooh. They are lush.

• Or something like this:  
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• Hell yeah! But tights with peep toes. Is well cold!

• Or this:     
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  last two from schuh, btw.  Opaque tights with peep toes is fine.

• Black tights? I am ordering the silver but feel I might die if I don't get the leopard ones too! They are the shoes I have been waiting my whole life for!

• Yesss - but i'm not sure about black opaque tights with your frock. really you need sheer seamed stockings. but they would look ok with peep toes - those ones aren't too open.  

• Yeah, I was thinking sheer stockings. I've never bought shoes online. What if they are too small? The disappointment would kill me.

• Nothing ventured - you could always bind your feet.  Did they have the silver ones in your size? cool. i just checked and felt awful cos they only had them in size 3.

• Only in red. Do I need red patent heels? Would like nice with new jeans...
  Though has decided must buy the others. Oh feel dizzy with shoe lust!! Thank you!!

• hmm - these ones are only a tenner, and don't have the peeptoe...
  
  
  
  here.  Red patent heels can be good... the silver ones are special though. I have a pair of the silver ones coming...

• Ta, but have been thinking about peep toed leopardskin for ages and have ordered them. Not sure if will wear with ze orange...oh yes I will. No one will notice the toe thing. And will hopefully just think: "she is wearing stockings", huzzah!